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newsflash

monkey
I'm now inside the wonderous company intranet. YAY. Byebye being able to play games, cruise teh internets, and SSH or FTP to the servers I have to support. :/

In other news:

Have you got what it takes to be batman?

Someone's done another study to prove Nice guys finish last - genetically

and finally..

North pole heads for Russia
monkey
Supermodel tells designers "make clothes bigger so I can fit into them" and "stop making women look stupid"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/feb/13/erin-connor-fashion-images

And this came up a few years back, but now it's 2 or 3 years down the line, it looks like the project is making headway. Remember that Google was just another search engine until 2002-ish, and it was launched in 98.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/feb/12/stephen-wolfram-alpha-interview-google

depressing that he signed up with Bing though :(

and finally, a chilling reminder that things aren't as secure as you thought they were:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/17/hbgary_hack_redux/

How many things you use use the same password??

suck :(

monkey
RIP Ray Healey.

That's a name that will mean nothing to most of you (if not all), but should be remembered as a great man.

A great friend of my family, and great news to get on valentines day.

Valentine

monkey
So valentines day is upon us again :/

http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/435

The warlock is easily the best homicidal maniac I know.

In other news, it's ok to kill people if you are protecting family honor:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12416394

You CAN scratch your name on the pointy bit of a razor blade, rather than scratching something inapproprate in your arm with the razorblade:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8315313/Worlds-smallest-engraving-on-the-edge-of-a-razor-blade.html

And, in the end, you'll just die:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-lanza/biocentrism-why-you-will-always-exist_b_820183.html

Merry Card holiday, bitches.

And for the record, it's bitter n single night at my house tonight, as I find out I have to go to a conference all weekend, including at 9am on sunday.

Zap mouse for joy

Hi-lar-i-ous

monkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fAnvW_djCo

Someone videoed a bunch of lads busting up a jewellers. The bunch of lads failed to break up the jewellers, failed to bag the displays they did get to, and then got seen off by a pensioner.
Said pesioner then geve interview "someone had to do something".

Like video it and post it on youtube.

Lets talk about the problem rather than dealing with the problem.

Who says vigilate-ism is dead.

Also: feed kids veg!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12381041

And: Politicians make deals to fund thmselves and thier parties shock.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/feb/07/tax-city-heist-of-century?CMP=twt_gu

Seriously, how is this a shock to anyone?

massive UFO

monkey
maybe I'm missing something here. I am told by my news reader that there is a huge internet hubub about a UFO over the dome of the rock.

Always one to investigate, not believe, I am ready to know.

So I read the article. Then I watched the video. Then I was disappointed.

One video shows the thing stop up for about 15 seconds. The other for maybe 5. BLATANT HOAX. What's the problem here?

oh yeah. humans.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/02/03/ufo-jerusalems-dome-rock-baffles-experts/

Character meme :)

monkey
1) Line up 10 of your characters
2) Ask them these questions
3) Answer any others people have


My 10 are:

1) Ash - LT & Stormhaven, fae mage/ spearman
2) Sunspark - LT, tracker/ infobunny
3) Jozeph aka Sleeps with Satyrs - V:tM, FurryMUCK, High-mid gen fae-blessed gangrel shifter
4) Nial - Rolemaster, Fallen paladin turned doppelganger/ mimic (RIP)
5) Rae'leth - DND 4, predator druid, mobility build
6) Clayton - ViP 2, Dewin scientist
7) Oruar - Earthdawn, Windling archer/trubador
8) Ekke - Feng Shui, Monster Hunter
9) Adelle - Shadowrun 3 (epic), Hermetic mage, with hydrokinesis and epic water elementalist package
10) - ViP, Ynfyd. Ignored by everyone.

Questions and answers )

VIP in a pub :)

monkey
I need to post this now, before I over logic.

1) I'm sorry I had to precipitate that situation. IC I had a mission, and was fulfilling it.

2) I'm incredibly happy that you found the strength within you to resolve that potential myth breach. You are awesome, and you did great.

3) Going out on monday is wierd :/

rise of the machines!

monkey
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12215915

it's great.

until the guy at the front goes to sleep, or rolls up, or whatever :)